Ain't A Thing But A Chicken Wing
Shame on you for not being at the Lip last night. It was our usual packed-ass Thursday, people having to lube up to get through the crowd. So, enough chastisement. Here's what you missed:
1. First, congrats to "The Potentially Winning Team" of Crystal and Leanne, who came from behind in our Movie Trivia contest to win and fulfill their destiny. I was particularly impressed that they got it on a movie from 1982, since their parents were in high school then, which means, as far as they are concerned, it might has well have been a cave painting. They're just a couple of kids, and they give me shit for being old, but I love 'em! Hats off! Remember we do Movie Trivia every Thursday, and Music Trivia on Tuesdays.
2. LaRonda and Elizabeth were so kind, and sent us dinner from Rafferty's. The most flaky and delicious salmon ever, and yummy vegetables. Fantastic salads too. How great are they? We love them crazy. Plus, Liz raps her ass off. I will forever be her bitch, and LaRonda is so going to be my fourth wife. They wound up getting into a tiff over a chicken wing, but trust me... that chicken ain't flyin' anywhere, so y'all just chill out.
3. Jade kicked everybody's ass singing karaoke. She claims not to have a good voice, but I tell ya what: she's awesome. I'd rather listen to her sing "Marie Levaux" or "Centerfold" or "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" than some diva bitch up there cracking my eardrums with an overblown, oversung, overshouted opera aria. She wins the crowd-pleaser award. So there. You sing it, girl!
4. Poker is coming! We're going to begin playing Texas Hold 'Em at 7 PM on Wednesdays with the Middle Tennessee Poker League. So ante up. Plus, it's $5 martini night, so make sure your inner queen is ready to go wild!
5. Randy was in fine form, dancing his ass off. We love him too.
6. Lori Bob is headed to the mountains for a little while. We'll miss her.
7. Matt made Diva Dogpuss at those who deserve it. See the previous blog for details.
8. Beth was visiting for Florida, and I sang her favorite song for her, "Modern Love" by David Bowie. Thanks to Michael for bringing them in.
Tonight, it's Ronda & Jonda. Karaoke again tomorrow, and Sunday it will be the big Cathey Stamps Birthday Bash. Y'all come see us at the Lip!
Peace,
Tom
1. First, congrats to "The Potentially Winning Team" of Crystal and Leanne, who came from behind in our Movie Trivia contest to win and fulfill their destiny. I was particularly impressed that they got it on a movie from 1982, since their parents were in high school then, which means, as far as they are concerned, it might has well have been a cave painting. They're just a couple of kids, and they give me shit for being old, but I love 'em! Hats off! Remember we do Movie Trivia every Thursday, and Music Trivia on Tuesdays.
2. LaRonda and Elizabeth were so kind, and sent us dinner from Rafferty's. The most flaky and delicious salmon ever, and yummy vegetables. Fantastic salads too. How great are they? We love them crazy. Plus, Liz raps her ass off. I will forever be her bitch, and LaRonda is so going to be my fourth wife. They wound up getting into a tiff over a chicken wing, but trust me... that chicken ain't flyin' anywhere, so y'all just chill out.
3. Jade kicked everybody's ass singing karaoke. She claims not to have a good voice, but I tell ya what: she's awesome. I'd rather listen to her sing "Marie Levaux" or "Centerfold" or "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" than some diva bitch up there cracking my eardrums with an overblown, oversung, overshouted opera aria. She wins the crowd-pleaser award. So there. You sing it, girl!
4. Poker is coming! We're going to begin playing Texas Hold 'Em at 7 PM on Wednesdays with the Middle Tennessee Poker League. So ante up. Plus, it's $5 martini night, so make sure your inner queen is ready to go wild!
5. Randy was in fine form, dancing his ass off. We love him too.
6. Lori Bob is headed to the mountains for a little while. We'll miss her.
7. Matt made Diva Dogpuss at those who deserve it. See the previous blog for details.
8. Beth was visiting for Florida, and I sang her favorite song for her, "Modern Love" by David Bowie. Thanks to Michael for bringing them in.
Tonight, it's Ronda & Jonda. Karaoke again tomorrow, and Sunday it will be the big Cathey Stamps Birthday Bash. Y'all come see us at the Lip!
Peace,
Tom
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