Ronda and Jonda
The great thing about the Lipstick Lounge is that everybody who comes in gets to be pals with Ronda and Jonda. You know them.... they're twin sisters who, along with their partners, own the joint.
"Sometimes Ronda," as we like to call her, is always puttering around with a hammer or screwdriver, slinging plates of loaded fries and emptying ashtrays. Ronda's really a dude on the inside, with her soft butch clothing, pleasant smile and caring ear available to anyone.
By contrast, Jonda is a mouth on legs. She's the girlie-girl, slinging drinks behind the bar and sharing her fantastic stories. Plus, have you seen her tits? The way to remember which one's which: Jonda jiggles. She's proof of the adage that says, "If God didn't give it to you, buy it in a store."
These two girls are friends to everyone who know them... and they've never met a stranger. When you come into the Lip, you are going to be greeted with a smile, and if they're not so busy they can't talk, you'll get a conversation you'll remember for sometime to come.
But in addition to being gabby hostesses, Ronda and Jonda are the front of an ass-kicking, take-no-prisoners blues band that plays the Lounge on Friday nights. If you haven't seen them perform... what are you waiting for? You need to get in here on a Friday and watch these girls throw down. It's a hell of a show, and it will still end by taking you to church... the girls grew up singing gospel music (they even recorded an award-winning album back in the 1980s) and as a tip of their hat to their daddy, they end the show with "Jesus On The Main Line" every week. So get your hot tail in here, bring your friends, and let's party with the girls!
Plus, Christa and Traci are out in the audience so you can chat with them while the girls are on stage. We'll see you tonight, I hope!
"Sometimes Ronda," as we like to call her, is always puttering around with a hammer or screwdriver, slinging plates of loaded fries and emptying ashtrays. Ronda's really a dude on the inside, with her soft butch clothing, pleasant smile and caring ear available to anyone.
By contrast, Jonda is a mouth on legs. She's the girlie-girl, slinging drinks behind the bar and sharing her fantastic stories. Plus, have you seen her tits? The way to remember which one's which: Jonda jiggles. She's proof of the adage that says, "If God didn't give it to you, buy it in a store."
These two girls are friends to everyone who know them... and they've never met a stranger. When you come into the Lip, you are going to be greeted with a smile, and if they're not so busy they can't talk, you'll get a conversation you'll remember for sometime to come.
But in addition to being gabby hostesses, Ronda and Jonda are the front of an ass-kicking, take-no-prisoners blues band that plays the Lounge on Friday nights. If you haven't seen them perform... what are you waiting for? You need to get in here on a Friday and watch these girls throw down. It's a hell of a show, and it will still end by taking you to church... the girls grew up singing gospel music (they even recorded an award-winning album back in the 1980s) and as a tip of their hat to their daddy, they end the show with "Jesus On The Main Line" every week. So get your hot tail in here, bring your friends, and let's party with the girls!
Plus, Christa and Traci are out in the audience so you can chat with them while the girls are on stage. We'll see you tonight, I hope!
posted by Thomas Horton at 10:34 AM
4 Comments:
I have incriminating photos of you on the couch upstairs at the lipstick!
I *heart* my razr!
too much information :)
Uh, what's going on there for St. Patty's Day?? Update the calendar please!
So is Ronda the cute one?
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